Saturday, October 3, 2009

{Expletive Deleted}: MomDot's Small Talk Six

Those MomDotters are at it again...Small talk Six! On Saturdays.Today’s topic is "6 things you say, but wouldn’t want your children to repeat". You can answer this with a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences. 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc...

Well, I cuss like a sailor sometimes in real life. I am trying to change that and I am pretty good about not saying these things around The Diva. My Husband, on the other hand, not so much!


Here ya go...

1)
What the fuck?

2)
Oh, hell no!

3)
Kiss my white Irish ass!

4)
Stupid Assed Mother Fucker!

5)
Nice try, Asshole.

6)
What a dumb ass son-of a bitch!

I told you I can
sometimes
cuss like a sailor on shore leave {Well, my Daddy was a sailor...}. I'm Irish, I have that temper and I come from a family of Southerners, sailors and cops. I swear it's ingrained into my DNA! LOL Ok, so there you have it, Shan's potty mouth. I can, if provoked, cuss a blue streak that will hang in the air for 3 days. I really am trying to change that fact, sometimes I fail. But hey, at least I still try, right?



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4 comments:

elliej said...

LOL You sound like me at times.

LadyStyx said...

Styxie's a potty mouth too. A Northerner born to a Navy truckin Irishman. Ya know it's bad when I open my mouth and even the most hardened trucker blushes ;)

Anne said...

Hey, at least you wrote out WTF [see, even I can't bring myself to do it]. I am impressed! I say number 2 and just about anything with ass in it. I cussed a lot more before moving to VA, plus I worked at a YMCA for over 5 years, and it just felt wrong somehow.

Cheryl said...

Well, I'm from Brooklyn, so you can just imagine the things that fly out of MY mouth on a regular basis.

 

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