Last Shreds Of Sanity

MomDot.com is having a Blogger Beauty pageant and I'm entering, damn it!

**I am beautiful! I am beautiful!**

I figure that I won the Mouthiest Blogger Award, so I am on a roll. This will not be a traditional "Beauty Pageant", though. Of course when is anything Trisha and that group does traditional? You will likely see some wacky and weird posts {Well wackier than usual, anyway} over here at The Asylum.

But fear not, it does not mean I have finally gone completely over the edge {I like teetering on that ledge. It keeps me on my toes.}. No it only means that I have to follow the rules if I want to win. And I do want to win. There is a great prize involved and it will be mine, all mine. Without further ado, here is my initial entry into Bloggers And Tiaras....

1) Name, Blog Name, Twitter:

Name: Shan
Blog Name: Last Shreds Of Sanity
Twitter: @babyrocasmama

2) Have you ever entered a pageant before?

No

3) Do you have any special talents we can look forward too?

Yes, I have many hidden talents. Some are suitable for broadcast, others are not. I can do things with my toes that defy what is considered normal human physicality.

4) Name your top 5 favorite sites to visit on the net..no, you do not get brownie points for putting MomDot.

Top 5: Jeannie's Happy World, Bee and Rose, The Bloggess, MomDot.com, Post Secret, Fail Blog

5) What is your favorite thing to do when you are not blogging?

Not that I ever leave the house or get to do any of these things but if I did get to do something other than blogging, I would be doing at least one of the following:

Shopping, reading {A real, adult level book. With no pictures or pop-ups or rhymes} and playing with my 4 year old daughter. I also enjoy crafts {I make holiday wreaths and dream catchers} and sex {with my Husband! Get your minds out of the damn gutter!}.

6) Whats your dream vacation?

My dream vacations: #1 is a Jamaican beach with my own cabana boy. Dream vacation #2 is a leisurely trip to Ireland. Dream vacation #3 is to Alaska or some other far North destination during Winter so I can see the the Northern Lights in person.

7) What blogger do you look up the most too?

The Bloggess {Sorry, Trisha}. I want to write like her. I want to have her wild abandon and ability to make a hilarious, well received blog post that is essentially about nothing. She's like the X~Rated Seinfeld. She's my girl crush.

8 ) If you could be on the cover of any magazine, which would you chose and why?

Vogue because I want to show all those girls and women with low self-esteem that you don't have to be built like a 2 by 4 to be considered beautiful and intelligent. I want to prove that all those models they beat themselves up over because they will never look like are airbrushed and don't even look like that in real life. It's all an illusion. Real women are beautiful and come in all shapes and sizes.

9) Tell the truth…you want a tiara, don’t you?

You're damn skippy!! Of course I want the tiara. Why else am I entering this pageant and subjecting myself to Trisha's devious and likely embarrassing tasks? For my health? Uh, no. I want bling bling, baby!

10) What is your definition of blogger success?