Saturday, February 21, 2009

It's Flashing Time!


MomDot is running a weekly "Small Talk Six" every Saturday, where we are given a topic and asked to write six things
{or a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences, 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc.} about it. This week's topic is in honor of Mardi Gras {I just love New Orleans!}.


What are six things would I be willing to flash someone for?


Well, let's see...



1) To save the life of my child or loved one.

2) For a free house. {We rent an old 700 sq. ft., 2 bedroom house with a 1 car garage, no central air or heat and a big yard. Our only bathroom is the size of a postage stamp. My washing machine is in the kitchen and my dryer is in the garage. There is no dishwasher, well not an automatic one, anyway. We desperately want our own house. Our landlord is rather, shall we say, OCD and acts like he is his tenants' father. It's kind of creepy.}

3) For a brand new, fully loaded, fully paid for, insurance paid for 5 years, electric purple Honda Odyssey mini-van. {Our 1990 Mazda is on it's last legs and we can't afford a new one}

4) For 25 million tax free dollars {We all have a "dream" price, don't we?}

5) An LG front load washer and dryer.

6) To restore my ability to have another baby and ensure a healthy pregnancy and child.

Since I am a non~conformist and rarely play by exact rules, and because my Husband said the above answers were far too obvious, I am doing 6 more "flashing" answers. This may get a bit raunchy, so be forewarned.

1) If I was single and this was a perfect world, to get Rick Springfield to be my love slave! {Or Jimmy Smits, Andy Garcia or Patrick Swayze....YUUUUUMMMM!!!}

2) To find out if there really are aliens from other planets visiting us. And meet one of them.

3) To find out if there truly is a vampire occupant living in the "Vampire House" in New Orleans.

4) To learn what the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices really are.

5) To get Hollywood writers and producers to stop remaking (and slaughtering) old movies. "Race To Witch Mountain" starring The Rock????? ARE YOU FLIPPIN' KIDDING ME???? Be original for Pete's sake!

6) To find out ahead of time what is actually going to happen on December 21, 2012.
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10 comments:

Leah said...

Great answers. Since I *might* actually get my number 1 without having to flash anybody (hopefully) I might have to add brand new washer & dryer to my list too. Shiny new red ones. Yum.

Mel said...

Ingenious!!!

LadyStyx said...

Good answers! Personally, I'd like a new place too. It's not that it's not large enough, but I really HATE the way it's laid out. With the way it's laid out makes it feel so much smaller than it really is. Plus I hate how the laundry is split up (washer in kitchen and dryer in the damn shed). I dont much mind having the laundry in the kitchen (the Texas house was laid out like that)BUT to have to haul the laundry down stairs to the kitchen and then out to the shed and then back into the livingroom after it's dried....is a pain in the butt....

Plus I'd rather be in a REAL house...not a TOWN home....neighbors too close for my liking. I feel like a sardine.

Kristina P. said...

Maybe this explains my naked neighbors.

Karen of Sillymonkeez said...

Both lists were great! That sucks that your washer and dryer are in two different rooms. I hate having mine in the basement. I would definitely flash someone to get a laundry room on the main floor. ;P

AJ @ A Little Bit Nutty said...

I love both your lists. I would flash for the answer to #6 on your 2nd list too!

ChicagoLady said...

I'd flash for $25 million tax free, but then again, I might get it if I promise NOT to flash anyone!

Bloggymommy said...

I really want a new bigger house too. We are busting at the seams! And Patick Swazy??? YUM is right! Great list!

conversationswithmoms said...

Great thinking! The money sounds great.

Night Owl Mama said...

Great list of 12! Practical at first then funny. Luv it. Absolutely luv the colors of your blog. beautiful.Beautiful Unicorn...and I too have a bet with my hubby about making money with my blog...Helping you out. and I'll be back.

 

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