Last Shreds Of Sanity

A family member found my blog this past Tuesday. It's my SIL. LMAO! I have no clue how she found me {I don't reveal my full name online} or even why she is going through it with a fine toothed comb...OK, I am 99% positive that she is looking for ammunition to use against me somehow. That's the only explanation I can think of right now.

I am sure she thinks I have no idea she found me, though. But guess what? I have a hidden StatCounter that tracks EVERYONE'S IP address, length of visit, location AND longitude and latitude {From SiteMeter}. I can see where you are, what Internet provider you are using and what pages you read. I can also see which of my graphics and pictures she illegally downloaded. {My blog is copyrighted}. I also know she was at work {The IP address comes up as the name of the medical office she works for} and should be doing just that, working, instead of trolling through my blog for 8 hours, two days in a row.

And what was with coming to my blog at 1 o'clock yesterday morning? Damn she was on it until 3 am! Does she really have nothing better to do? Guess not, huh? She doesn't even like me, why is my blog so bloody interesting to her? She's never treated me like I was part of this family...EVER. Or really even been cordial to me.

Well, hell...I AM a good writer, damn it!! I haven't been personally asked to write for five, count 'em, five other sites for nothin'!

She was back on again yesterday. All freaking day! AGAIN. Since 11:30 am? Damn, woman, you that bored? I wonder if she'll come back today. Probably, considering she hasn't quite read every post and finished going to every link...yet.

I must be simply fascinating! Oh, who am I kidding? I freaking ROCK!!

Please note: If you are going to troll my blog, visit my friends {Yep, I can see that, too} and go through each and every post I have ever written, why don't you just leave a comment and be done with it? Anonymity isn't what it used to be. Not on the world wide webby, anyway. There is always a way to track your visitors and block IP addresses.

By the way, why , exactly, did you subscribe to my blog? {I can see that, too} And just to reiterate, my blog and all it's contents are copyrighted. And unless you have express permission from moi, ANYTHING you download, print out, etc., is a violation of that protection/law, so I suggest you delete them now.

Blog Trolls are so annoying, aren't they? I'm hoping she got a good eye full and enjoyed herself. I guess she must have, since she has read damn near every post I have ever written, clicked on every link and downloaded nearly every picture! {Again, so not cool and totally illegal because I am copyrighted. Not that personal boundaries or etiquette have ever meant anything to her.} Oh, well. I have never written a single thing here on my blog that isn't completely true or my personal opinion or belief. I just report the facts, Ma'am!

I almost forgot...she clicked on my Amazon links. I'm dying over that one! I have had Amazon for over a year and made bupkis. Now my SIL clicks on them and I may have made some extra dough from it, so it's not all bad.

Bonus time: All her trolling has sent my stats through the roof! I have so many page views and returning visits, now!

I also found a couple of great posts about Blog Trolls while I was surfing for images earlier. The descriptions of them are hilarious! I am sure many of you have had at least one of these different types of trolls at one time or another. I think it's funny how we all know a "stalker" that fits into one of those categories. "She who must not be named" anyone? LMAO {A shout out to my MomDot Mafia peeps: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA}

The holidays are going to be extra fun this year. LMAO