Another Video Of The Diva

I taught her this knock knock joke...now that is practically the only joke she tells. She also thinks the "jokes" she makes up on her own are just hilarious. She laughs her butt off at them! Then you can't help but laugh, too. My baby has the best laugh! It's infectious!

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Another Video Of The Diva

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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

Miss Ro, sorry, Miss Princess Ballerina Butterfly Ro, was playing on her mini-Papasan chair last night & fell out of it. I told her "Be careful". To which my child replied, "Oh I am so clumsy, Mama!" with such glee that I felt I had to correct her.

I said, "Being clumsy is not something to be proud of, Rowan. You don't want to be clumsy, you want to be graceful."

My child then screamed, as she ran from the room, "NOOOO Mommy! Don't turn me into that!!" Yep. That's my daughter.

Ro also said her first, and I hope only, for a very looong time, swear word on Wednesday..."Damn it!"

She gets that from me. I admit it. And I am working on that. But it could have been much worse. She could have dropped an F~bomb, as I have read recently on some other Mommy Blogs.

Wouldn't that have been lovely on Christmas Eve..."Go say hi to Grandma & Grandpa, Rowan." "F@&$!, hi!!" Yep. That would have gone over like a Ho in church with two Pimps at my Mexican, Catholic In~Laws' house (I would have gotten the blame for that one, even though my Hubs uses it waayyy more than I do)! Maybe she will never say it again...a Mama can pray, right?

Speaking of In~Laws...they did their annual name draw for the Christmas Gift Exchange. We weren't there for it because Hubs had to work on Thanksgiving. Again. My FIL called to tell us who we got in the exchange...Hubs got his Mom & I got his sister. Oh Joy!!

She (SIL) didn't make a list this year...Double Joy! She likes leopard print. Her whole family wore leopard print pajamas & Santa hats for their Christmas picture last year. She brags that she can wear the same size as her youngest daughter. Apparently she raids the teen's closet, now that she has had gastric bypass surgery (a total cop~out for her).

Maybe I will just get her a gift certificate for Ho's R' Us. They ought to have a ton of inappropriate clothing for a 40+ year old woman with no fashion sense!

"Tis the Season..."



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It is supposed to be Fall, right?

OK, I know the official start of Autumn was September 21st (or was it 22nd?). Anyway, I would have put up a Fall greeting then, but it was 101*F where I live & I just wasn't feeling all that Autumnal. Here we are a month later & yep, you guessed it, it is 100*F, again! I figured it was now or never to do this, before it was Winter & Christmastime (or what passes for that here in SoCal).

I so want to win the lottery or jack that Publisher's Clearing House guy with the big check so I can buy a house & move my family to New Hampshire where they have actual seasons. At least there you can have a White Christmas & make snow angels & a snowman in the front yard. It would be better than what we have here. Two seasons. Sweat your a** off hot (& get blown away by the Santa Ana winds at the same time) & freeze your heiney off cold (& also get blown away by the Santa Ana winds)

Sometimes I truly believe that Mother Nature has PMS & could really just use some industrial strength Midol to make her feel better!! Oh, I also think she hates trailer parks & that is why they always get destroyed in tornadoes! You should not be able to hook your house up to the back of a truck & move it to a new location!!

Yes, I am a little bit left of center, but you knew that already!

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