
MySpace and Twitter
And Facebook, Oh My!
All this technology
Takes up my time
I must blog this, I should tweet that
Dot com, dot net, dot org
All these addresses
Will turn us into The Borg
I just need a needle
To stick in my vein
So I can connect my PC
Direct to my brain
My bloggy needs a new post
My MySpace mood needs updating
I have followers yo
I can't keep them waiting
My house is a mess
The laundry needs doing
I should be cooking
What's the baby doing?
I have to figure out
How all this works
I need more exposure
For all my life's work
I'm mainlined in
To my Internet connection
I am trying in vain to
Find a direction
There is a group I must join
An article to read
All this social media
Makes me feel like a fiend
Did I get any comments
On my new bloggy post?
Am I the author
They all like the most?
On MySpace and Facebook
I must approve friends
Isn't it all about how many
We have in the end?
Strangers are following
My every tweet
Do they really want to know
The last time I peed?
My moods are important
To virtual friends
I'm crazy and nutty
And never fit in
They all want to know
What's in my brain
Would it scare them to know
I am half way insane?
The day is now gone
The house is still filthy
The laundry still sits
Getting it done is still iffy
Did my daughter get fed?
Does she still know my face?
I am just a mere Hobbit
In this virtual race
I try to turn off
This stupid PC
It's always for naught
The damn thing's hypnotized me
And Facebook, Oh My!
All this technology
Takes up my time
I must blog this, I should tweet that
Dot com, dot net, dot org
All these addresses
Will turn us into The Borg
I just need a needle
To stick in my vein
So I can connect my PC
Direct to my brain
My bloggy needs a new post
My MySpace mood needs updating
I have followers yo
I can't keep them waiting
My house is a mess
The laundry needs doing
I should be cooking
What's the baby doing?
I have to figure out
How all this works
I need more exposure
For all my life's work
I'm mainlined in
To my Internet connection
I am trying in vain to
Find a direction
There is a group I must join
An article to read
All this social media
Makes me feel like a fiend
Did I get any comments
On my new bloggy post?
Am I the author
They all like the most?
On MySpace and Facebook
I must approve friends
Isn't it all about how many
We have in the end?
Strangers are following
My every tweet
Do they really want to know
The last time I peed?
My moods are important
To virtual friends
I'm crazy and nutty
And never fit in
They all want to know
What's in my brain
Would it scare them to know
I am half way insane?
The day is now gone
The house is still filthy
The laundry still sits
Getting it done is still iffy
Did my daughter get fed?
Does she still know my face?
I am just a mere Hobbit
In this virtual race
I try to turn off
This stupid PC
It's always for naught
The damn thing's hypnotized me
MySpace And Twitter And Facebook, Oh My!
http://damnvoicesagain.blogspot.com/2009/03/myspace-and-twitter-and-facebook-oh-my.html